I lived in England (no kids, no wife) and I talked in an English accent. I was part of some sort of Book Scam, we took people's money and never send their ordered books.
We got busted but luckily I got away with a girl (of course, short blond hair) and we were hitchhiking to the country side because we couldn't use the train system in case they are watching it.
We were running out of money so we had to find work but only for cash. Ended up working in a children's hospital with cancer patients. And this is when we came up with the best scam of all (felt like). The idea was to take small portions of donation money and put it into our pockets...
