Passport

I was in Hungary visiting my parents (by myself). My plane was leaving around lunch time, back to the US. Just before we left for the airport I realized that I don't know where my passport was. I was really freaking out, but did not find my passport ... :/

Butwater

We were both naked, I can't even remember who the other person was, but I think I killed her (him?) somehow. Then I had to drain some fluids from her body, so I had to hold her upside down, and fill up a balloon looking thing. (From down below)

A little while later, I felt the urge again (maybe somebody told me) to do it, but this time it was Alison. I was about to drain her body, when she suddenly woke up and accused me that I was trying to kill her. I said of course not, just trying something different ...

Potato baby

We were walking on the street with the kids, grandma and grandpa.
V pointed out a potate looking thing on the side of the road, it had a baby head, and it's  mouth was opening and closing constantly. Grandma wanted to step on it, but D wanted to keep it for himself and was checking it out closely.

(The thing looked like the ginger root in Pan's Labyrinth - which I haven't seen in 10 years)

Gypsy kid

We were moving into a new house, (into a smaller one) it was a split level, Florida style house.
It needed a lot of work, but Brad our neighbor (who is also the neighbor in our current house) showed me how to fix the roof and the siding.
In the back, there was a small creek and when I went there with one of the kids, I saw a small boat on the other side, and a little gypsy girl climbed into the boat and floated away ... kinda staring at us the whole time.

Black Panther

We were at the zoo (we may have lived there or something)... all the animals had a 3-4 inch long cut on their sides, stitched together but still visible.
A black panther was walking around us, and nobody seemed to be scared...

Pieces

Alison was a serial killer and I was helping her in many different ways. Her latest victim was one of her coworkers she didn't like. She somehow killed her and we cut up the body into small pieces and put them in a big gray plastic box and hid the box in the attic.

The old owner of the house came to visit with some teenage kids and said they need to look in the attic for something. I was very nervous that they'd find the body and tried to cover the box by leaning over it etc. It was very comical.

Startup

Me and an old classmate of mine from elementary school (Baranovszky A.) started a small programming business and were looking for an apartment in downtown Budapest.

Total Invasion

We lived in a big city, like New York or Budapest. A bunch of big UFO looking spaceships came and the aliens invaded everything. They didn't do much, they were just kinda floating around.
The aliens themselves looked like giant blow-up dolls that are half deflated.

Shark bites

We were at a marina with my godparents, looking at boats and the water. All of a down I saw a shark circling down below. It was just swimming around.

A little while later my godfather came up from the water in a scuba gear and was telling me about the shark too and showed me his puffed up feet. They had shark bite marks on them.

Silver Willow Tree

We moved away from the city to a small community. Just A and me, the kids were already grown up and gone.

People in the community lived in sleeping bags and slept under the stars. In front of our sleeping bags, there was a gigantic silver willow tree, moving left and right in the wind.

One early morning I woke up suddenly and the tree was not moving, kinda frozen, staring at me and one or two of its branches were stuck up in my nose. It told me to have sex with A, because we need more children ...

Martin

Martin Gore from Depeche Mode was staying with us for a couple of days. He was sad and disappointed that nobody likes his solo work as much as DM's.

I tried to convince him that I like his solo albums, and telling him my favorite song from the early days. Unfortunately I couldn't remember the name of the song, so I just kinda started humming it and singing it... it was very embarrassing. (btw the song is called Gone from 1989)

Blue Desert

We still lived in the same old house from the preview dream (I know, right!?) but this time, there was no water at all. In fact, the whole area was a big desert as far as you could see.

Revolution

We lived on a mention in a two, maybe three story house in the 30s-40s. It was a similar look and feel to Blue Springs and the surrounding area.

One day our helpers started some sort of revolt, and wanted to take over our house. We successfully captured their leader, put a thick book into her mouth, and closed her in one of the bathrooms.

I tried to go over to the neighbor's house to get some help, but as I got there I saw a lot of soldiers running into the house, wearing old Roman/Spanish army outfit (with the silver plates, pointy hats and spears etc...).

I started running back to our house, but the little creek between our properties was flooding everything. I had to jump through branches and roots. All of a sudden, Vivi called out to me from one of the branches and asked me if I can see the alligators in the water. I looked down, and there were hundreds of gators in all sizes, just swarming everywhere under water. I picked Violet up and ran back to the house.

Inside the house in the kitchen, Alison was sitting by the table, working on her laptop.

SurferDudes.com

I purchased SurferDudes.com with a company account at Web. My new boss (Ashley) came over to my desk and told me that that domain cost $1300 a month. I told him I can't afford it, he asked me how much cash do I have. I said about $50. He wanted it, but I only gave him $30 from my wallet.

Madison

At V's school the kids were choosing best friends for themselves, and Madison did not pick V. That made her sad, which made me sad.

Alison fixed the broken toilet.

Home Visit

I was visiting my parents' house (most likely), where my dad did something I didn't like, so I cut his neck in front of the kids and placed the body on a toilet (sitting).

I left for pretty much all day (work maybe?) and when I got home, my 4 year old son told me, that my dad is still alive. I went to the bathroom, his body was completely pale (sitting on the toilet), I could see his mouth moving (like trying to speak but can't) and also saw his eyes circling around under his eyelids.

My dad was Kiefer Sutherland.

Three Ants

There were three sugar ants on my bathroom counter. One of them slowly walked over to another ant, picked it up and squeezed it really hard into a ball. Then another ant came from somewhere, and the first ant did the same thing to it.

Pond

I was driving an SUV at JAX beaches, looking for a new house (maybe condo). As I was looking around I passed a larger pond and noticed an alligator looking thing in the water. I wanted to take a picture so I turned around with the car.

By the time I got back, the creature started to emerge from the lake and it wasn't an alligator, it was some sort of an alien with six legs. I wasn't paying much attention, so I didn't realize that there was another creature behind me, looking exactly the same trying to attack me. Somehow I ended up in the car again and drove away hysterically.

Service Layer

David gathered us together in our cube and announced that he's going back to the service layer team, because he likes to do back end programming now with SQL.