October 21, 2018

Vir

Virgina showed up out of nowhere with longer hair and started talking to me. It seemed like we'd been dating for 2-3 months.

October 15, 2018

Attacks from the sea

Exes were trying to come back, lots of confusion. 

Some people from work and I were playing pool somewhere at the beach on a second floor at a pub. Then Mike K. said, "Here comes the rain!" We all looked outside and there were thousands and thousands of Japanese airplanes coming and started dropping bombs. We were all laughing and kept playing pool. 

September 20, 2018

Last of Mer

We were sitting in a sunny room, Mer and Eric (her x) on a couch and me on a chair (I think). And Eric and I were trying to convince her that she'd be happier with me. 

July 04, 2018

Pack Cat

The kids, my ex and her soon to be husband were leaving town, and I was at their house helping to pack. I was putting some stuff into a duffle bag and a small kitten was trying to get into my car, but I kept pushing it away.

May 01, 2018

My new girlfriend, Barbara

I was with my new girlfriend and her friends, but her friends didn't know we were dating, because she wanted to keep it a secret. We were running around in St. Augustine but the buildings were much taller than in reality. We were running downstairs from a tower, and I yelled something like: "Wait up, hon!" she was super upset that I called her `hon` which might reveal to her friends that we are dating. Somehow we got separated and rain started coming down hard outside.

There was so much rain, that the streets were flooded and boats started coming and going. A couple picked me up, and we started talking, the girl started coming onto me, but I said I have a girlfriend, she said, they are interested in me as a third person in their relationship. The guy moved the boat to an island with a huge house on it. It had an attached garage with multiple floors and more than 10 expensive cars. We got out of the boat and that's when I realized that they are not actually interested in me, they are interested in killing me. I saw this very weak machete from the corner of my eye, and stabbed the girl in the neck. The blade was dull, so I had to do it several times, she fell on the floor, I hit the guy too, but he ran away. He got some kind of a weapon and we started chasing each other.

At one point I was upstairs when I heard a car parking outside. I was like `FINALLY!!`, but a guy got to the older lady first and said that there is a lunatic in the house. They came back in and tried to take the unconscious girl out (she was still alive!?) I ran downstairs, all four of us were outside, I somehow I managed to kill the girl and the guy and drop their bodies  on the ground. I told the old lady, that `Everything is OK, it's over now`. 

That's when I realized it was Barbara Streisand, and her skin was like Deadpool's skin, and she was smiling.


April 28, 2018

Klamer

We were at a big gathering, no kids,  just grownups with Mer, her friends and Kla and her sister Szisz. We were together already with Mer,  but Kla was under the impression that herself and I were a couple. There was a lot of running around involved as I was trying to explain Mer that there's nobody else,  and to Kla that her and I  are NOT a couple. 

March 25, 2018

My derby girl

I was at the local skating ring trying to tie my shoe laces. I was also talking to my favorite roller derby girl, who was sitting on a blonde beach guy and running her finger thorough his blonde chest hair.