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There was a large weird looking creature in our neighborhood. It ate people in torturous ways, unless they had a dog.

If they had a dog, then the creature only ate the animal and let the person loose. I was desperately looking for a dog.

Gators

Alison and I were walking in the pond behind our house. It looked a little different than in real life, kinda a mixture of Blue Springs near Orlando and the actual pond we have.

We were slowly making our way upstream, when suddenly Alison tripped over an alligator. It was about 8 feet long. I also noticed another alligator, similar size. We somehow wrestled them down and tied them together with their back towards each other...

Antelope

We were on vacation, and I was returning to the house we were renting at the time from a store. 

There were trees around, a little street and minimal lighting. It was dark (probably night time) and I was carrying a large brown paper bag of groceries. All of a sudden an antelope ran up to me, its antlers were kinda behind its ears, but somehow he managed to take a stab at me. Luckily I was fast enough to put the grocery bag between us, so the antlers pierced through the beg, but didn't hurt me. I ran into the house.

In the house a saw my old best friend (Gabor from Hungary) and I told him not to go out, because there is a crazy antelope out there, trying to hurt us. One of my kids said that my godfather knows about the antelope. He showed up out of nowhere and told me how to go around the antelope.

Blue Fairy

We were in Vegas in our hotel room, sleeping. A handful of blue tiny fairies came in (they looked like the blue man group guys with wings) and painted our noses blue.

The next morning a big blue fairy appeared in our room (as big as a normal human) and informed us that he told the little fairies not to paint our noses blue, because this is our first time in Vegas.

Two Towers

We lived in a huge apartman-complex-tower (like the one in the new Judge Dredd), there was also another building a mile away, similar size.
They closed down the buildings after dark because of the zombies attacks. I didn't actually see the zombies, but I knew they were there, outside.

Rye

Dorian and I were living in a Budapest-like city. We probably just moved there, because I used a GPS in the car to find our new house. Unfortunately we got lost anyway. I got out of the car with the GPS in my hand and a loaf of rye bread under one of my arms.

A homeless person approached me and said he can help us find the right route, if he can look at the rye bread. I kinda told him no, but he just snatched the bread from my hand, and ran away. I felt bad, because I knew Dorian was hungry. I went back to the car and sat next to D  with a bag of chocolate chip cookies (a very small bag, with two cookies in it), I told him he can eat both of them, when I noticed that another homeless person was sitting on the opposite side, and was staring at the bag of cookies.

Bong

Rich, David and I was smoking grass from a big glass bong around a coffee table.