September 30, 2014

Violet's Imaginary Bird

Name: Crabbird (or Crabird)
Size: as big as a Scion XB
Residency: From Florida to Arizona (also in Chinese Zoos)
Diet: Grass and other birds (mostly seagulls)

Other Notes:
  - they like to sleep on the roads
  - they look like flamingos but have purple feathers
  - the young birds have horns when they are born

September 29, 2014

Tomi in mom's shoes

Tomi and I were on the old tramway 4-6's route in Budapest talking about something. I was trying to help him find a job when I suddenly noticed that he was wearing mom's shoes (red highills)... but when I looked down to double check, they became regular leather brown shoes.

September 22, 2014

Peter's New Hose

We were at Peter and Christy's new house. It was a big house and the TV was mounted to the ceiling. The outside was huge and their neighbor was a condo building owner.

I was shooting with a bow and arrow and realized that there are salt water puddles everywhere. The only reason I knew it was salt water because they had exotic fish swimming in them.

Peter also pointed out to keep an eye on the floating security system which was one of these blowup sharks you can buy at the mall lately.

Book-sale scam

I lived in England (no kids, no wife) and I talked in an English accent. I was part of some sort of Book Scam, we took people's money and never send their ordered books.

We got busted but luckily I got away with a girl (of course, short blond hair) and we were hitchhiking to the country side because we couldn't use the train system in case they are watching it.

We were running out of money so we had to find work but only for cash. Ended up working in a children's hospital with cancer patients. And this is when we came up with the best scam of all (felt like). The idea was to take small portions of donation money and put it into our pockets...

Red Dragon

I was riding on the Red Dragon from How to Train Your Dragon movie.

September 19, 2014

Chopper Drone

Charlene P.and somebody else got choppered into a military facility with me, there was a Drone asking us questions (kinda like Martha in Eureka)... after that I was on a rope at a playground looking thing and a soldier was spinning me around.

September 16, 2014

Deserted parasztház

I was in Hungary at a weird remote location in a desert. There was an old wooden sign with "Eggs for sale!" written on it at the gate of an old parasztház... I was walking around just looking down at the sand noticing eggs. White crow eggs.