April 15, 2016

Revolution

We lived on a mention in a two, maybe three story house in the 30s-40s. It was a similar look and feel to Blue Springs and the surrounding area.

One day our helpers started some sort of revolt, and wanted to take over our house. We successfully captured their leader, put a thick book into her mouth, and closed her in one of the bathrooms.

I tried to go over to the neighbor's house to get some help, but as I got there I saw a lot of soldiers running into the house, wearing old Roman/Spanish army outfit (with the silver plates, pointy hats and spears etc...).

I started running back to our house, but the little creek between our properties was flooding everything. I had to jump through branches and roots. All of a sudden, Vivi called out to me from one of the branches and asked me if I can see the alligators in the water. I looked down, and there were hundreds of gators in all sizes, just swarming everywhere under water. I picked Violet up and ran back to the house.

Inside the house in the kitchen, Alison was sitting by the table, working on her laptop.

SurferDudes.com

I purchased SurferDudes.com with a company account at Web. My new boss (Ashley) came over to my desk and told me that that domain cost $1300 a month. I told him I can't afford it, he asked me how much cash do I have. I said about $50. He wanted it, but I only gave him $30 from my wallet.

April 05, 2016

Madison

At V's school the kids were choosing best friends for themselves, and Madison did not pick V. That made her sad, which made me sad.

Alison fixed the broken toilet.

February 29, 2016

Home Visit

I was visiting my parents' house (most likely), where my dad did something I didn't like, so I cut his neck in front of the kids and placed the body on a toilet (sitting).

I left for pretty much all day (work maybe?) and when I got home, my 4 year old son told me, that my dad is still alive. I went to the bathroom, his body was completely pale (sitting on the toilet), I could see his mouth moving (like trying to speak but can't) and also saw his eyes circling around under his eyelids.

My dad was Kiefer Sutherland.

February 07, 2016

Three Ants

There were three sugar ants on my bathroom counter. One of them slowly walked over to another ant, picked it up and squeezed it really hard into a ball. Then another ant came from somewhere, and the first ant did the same thing to it.

January 24, 2016

Pond

I was driving an SUV at JAX beaches, looking for a new house (maybe condo). As I was looking around I passed a larger pond and noticed an alligator looking thing in the water. I wanted to take a picture so I turned around with the car.

By the time I got back, the creature started to emerge from the lake and it wasn't an alligator, it was some sort of an alien with six legs. I wasn't paying much attention, so I didn't realize that there was another creature behind me, looking exactly the same trying to attack me. Somehow I ended up in the car again and drove away hysterically.

Service Layer

David gathered us together in our cube and announced that he's going back to the service layer team, because he likes to do back end programming now with SQL.