My pastor friend Tony 'G-Man' Guerrero

One of V.'s classmate's aunt was kinda hitting on me on the way to school, but I kept turning her down. (because I had a wife and kids etc, but also, she didn't have any teeth). She later fixed her teeth, and invited me to her RV (or trailer or something) and was trying to give me something to drink, and getting closer to me... All of a sudden a Comcast truck showed up to fix her internet, so I quickly grabbed the opportunity and left her place.

Later I told this story to a friend of mine in his office, Tony "G-Man" Guerrero, who was a pastor. And he said it was very bad what I did.

Guardian of the Galaxy

I was a guardian of the galaxy, had a cool computer on my left arm...

Camper

We went camping with the Belchambers (we may or may not stayed in a LEGO camper). I also had to lend my glasses to our CTO (Jane) for reading purposes, cause she couldn't find hers.

Silver Gold Diamond

Tomi was a silver level time-travel-coder, I was a gold level time-travel-coder and we were looking for a diamond level time-travel-coder... based on your level you could go further in time. At the end we found a diamond level coder.

Pastor Jeff

We were at the old Tampa church and we ran into Pastor Jeff and his family. He introduced his wife and his two sons.... One of them had blonde spiky hair (which is weird because he has a son and a daughter).

Marmaduke

I jokingly called Fargo Marmaduke, and my wife said, why are you calling him that? That's our other dog's name. I looked over and there he was. Marmaduke.

Marvel

Finally I landed a job at Marvel as a writer, and I was super excited because I got to work with Scott Snyder. On my first day I actually realized they thought I was an artist, so they made me draw panels... I didn't wanna tell them I can't draw so I tried. It was horrible.

Dirt swimmers

The whole dream was set like a TV advertisement/documentary.

The camera was above the ocean following a catamaran from a birds eye view. There were a couple of water skiers or surfers behind the boat. Then the camera left the scene and went toward the beach and the new view pont stopped behind some sand dunes.

All of a sudden we could see the ground moving from left and right, moving towards us. Then a guy in swimming pants came up from the ground on the left and from the right a little after that. They said this is a new thing to do, and they can move pretty fast underground. Then they both jumped into the dirt and "swam" away with a dolphin-like motion.

Aquarium window

Alison welcomed me home one day from work and told me she put an aquarium as our new kitchen window. I was kind of upset, because we couldn't keep up with the one we already have in the living room, plus it will collect algae much faster because of the direct sunlight.

Double date

Alison and I were on a double date (no kids) with Garami K. (my classmate from middle school) and her fiance/husband. He was very impressed that I was working at web.com

A night with John C. Reilly

We were at the Sun Ray Cinema movie theater with the old St. Augustine crew (Niki, Ricsi etc). I don't remember what movie we wanted to watch but I ran into John C. Reilly (Will Ferrell's buddy in Talladega Nights). He was wearing some kind of confederate outfit. We started taking about acting and stuff like that. I also missed the movie.

long worm

I was in a room with V and D. The room was very narrow and empty, only carpet covered the floor. Suddenly a very long (and quick) worm appeared. I told D to catch it, but he just stepped on it and cut the worm in half. One of the helves went under a bed(?) the other was just squiggling around on the carpet ...

Ash

Nacho asked me to go to Ash H.'s house in Ponte Vedra to help him move some furniture. I got there, it was a huge white square house on the beach, Ash was on the phone in the backyard talking to his landscaper guy. There was literally no furniture in the house.

Then we had to go somewhere and he said I can drive my car, or I can ride with him on his motorcycle. He had a huge white Hajabusa. He told me to sit on the bottom of the bike, it was like sitting in a smaller car. Everybody was looking at us and pushing their horn while we were riding.

Jumping around

I was back in Hungary with the family, but I think everybody spoke English.

My dad was in a TV commercial, talking about Tupperware containers.

I was also in some sort of school that was placed next to a zoo or something, and my classmates were people from the neo team. I was supposed to take Yuheng somewhere in my car but talked too much with one of the teachers and lost track of time.

Wanted to talk to my godmother about us visiting Hungary next year.

Music Teacher

Christine Baranski (from Good Wife, TV) was a music teacher in a school (a school I've never been to)... I was late from her class because I had a pants/bathroom related emergency (I can't remember if it was pee or poop)

Violet's Imaginary Bird

Name: Crabbird (or Crabird)

Size: as big as a Scion XB

Residency: From Florida to Arizona (also in Chinese Zoos)

Diet: Grass and other birds (mostly seagulls)

Other Notes:

  - they like to sleep on the roads

  - they look like flamingos but have purple feathers

  - the young birds have horns when they are born

Tomi in mom's shoes

Tomi and I were on the old tramway 4-6's route in Budapest talking about something. I was trying to help him find a job when I suddenly noticed that he was wearing mom's shoes (red highills)... but when I looked down to double check, they became regular leather brown shoes.

Peter's New Hose

We were at Peter and Christy's new house. It was a big house and the TV was mounted to the ceiling. The outside was huge and their neighbor was a condo building owner.

I was shooting with a bow and arrow and realized that there are salt water puddles everywhere. The only reason I knew it was salt water because they had exotic fish swimming in them.

Peter also pointed out to keep an eye on the floating security system which was one of these blowup sharks you can buy at the mall lately.

Book-sale scam

I lived in England (no kids, no wife) and I talked in an English accent. I was part of some sort of Book Scam, we took people's money and never send their ordered books.

We got busted but luckily I got away with a girl (of course, short blond hair) and we were hitchhiking to the country side because we couldn't use the train system in case they are watching it.

We were running out of money so we had to find work but only for cash. Ended up working in a children's hospital with cancer patients. And this is when we came up with the best scam of all (felt like). The idea was to take small portions of donation money and put it into our pockets...

Red Dragon

I was riding on the Red Dragon from How to Train Your Dragon movie.

Chopper Drone

Charlene P.and somebody else got choppered into a military facility with me, there was a Drone asking us questions (kinda like Martha in Eureka)... after that I was on a rope at a playground looking thing and a soldier was spinning me around.

Deserted parasztház

I was in Hungary at a weird remote location in a desert. There was an old wooden sign with "Eggs for sale!" written on it at the gate of an old parasztház... I was walking around just looking down at the sand noticing eggs. White crow eggs.

Panera again

I was working at Panera again with Shawn P. He put me on registers at a night shift to ease me back in. It was horrible, I didn't know the sandwiches anymore, didn't know how to run the register. People were piling up and trying to order, I accidentally charged a girl $30 instead of $14... was trying to fix my mistake giving her my own money or something... (this was not the store I used to work btw)

Al Bundy sitting in the river

We were by a very narrow river with the kids with other families (from V's school!?) Everybody was playing a little bit further down the river, so it was pretty much only me looking at the water with Al Bundy, who was sitting in the water on the opposite side, waist deep. All of a sudden a saw a big gator approaching from the left coming close to me. It opened its mouth and grabbed a kid (how did she get there?). She was around 1.5 years old, and staring at me, silently while the gator was taking her down. I REALLY wanted to help, but I couldn't see them anymore, felt helpless but the kid was gone :/ Al Bundy was shaking his head.

Nintendo DS[]

I had a Nintendo DS, David had  an Advance (the flip one) and they got stolen or we lost it don't remember but we had to get new ones. So David found this guy who was selling 2 Nintendo DS Box edition. We met at a shady restaurant for the purchase. Ds Box looked exactly like the DS but had a huge box attached on the bottom with USB and HDMI inputs and outputs. The guy was weird he didn't wanna shake my hand because of the germs from playing the console....

We were at the Ecseri lake with the whole fam, but also friends from the U.S.. Dorian constantly wanted to jump in the lake and I was nervous cause he can't swim...

Nailed it

Violet told me that she nailed the carpet in her room to the floor. I wasn't mad. I was actually impressed that she can use a hammer.

Cubicle in a cube

My boss (Attila) was trying to put a cubicle made out of plywood in our cube as an office for himself.

Boarding with Rush Limbaugh

I was about to board a plane and was climbing up on the metal stairs, when I saw Rush Limbaugh standing there, inviting me in. He said he has a secret place somewhere above the cockpit where he usually hides when he needs some alone time.

The "secret" place was a big cardboard box filled with newspaper (looked like a weird nest). I was just smiling at him...

MIB bug

I was chasing a huge bug (2-3m long) throughout our old 3 bedroom apartment in JAX (the apt was much bigger though), the kids were also older. The bug looked exactly like the one in Men In Black I.

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Trees on the house

Had a weird dream a couple of days ago. The house was surrounded by fallen trees (4-5) and there was one tree directly on top of the house. From inside the house I saw a little whole in the roof where I could see the tree itself. When I woke up, I was still looking for the whole.

We recently cut down some trees with Dan and there was an episode of Eureka where there were trees growing inside GD.

Dorian Mauled by a Snow Leopard

We were somewhere on a mountain, winter-time, patchy snow here and there. Dorian and Violet were playing something when Dorian started crying a little bit. We’d calmed him e down.
We later went home and started undressing the kids when we realized that on Dorian’s right leg the skin is missing. (palm sized patch), so we went back to the scene where he was crying and came to the conclusion that Dorian was mauled by a snow leopard. (my brother Peter was also there)